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teaspoon
Crew Chief
USA
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 Posted - 04/12/2012 : 6:21:00 PM
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about
her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(wait for it)
(don't get mad...)
(can you guess?)
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.."
(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on)
Smile and have a very nice day today and always!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dallas_m
Fireman
USA
2991 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2012 : 6:27:03 PM
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| Har-har... I met one lady who married four men all named William ... she was a "Bill" collector. |
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scott
Fireman
USA
3454 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2012 : 6:27:50 PM
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I should have saw that one coming
I'll pass this one on[:-eyebrows] |
Scott, from the wilds of Carroll County, Ohio |
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artvdw
Engine Wiper
USA
207 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2012 : 09:34:42 AM
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And then there was Iwanda Wollenda, the circus performer that said she wanted to marry Howard Hughes, then later changed her mind and said she would like to marry Henry Kissinger. Had she married Howard Hughes and then gotten a divorce to marry Henry Kissinger, she would be Iwanda Hughes Kissinger now.
[I wonder who's kissing her now]
Art VanDeWater
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k9wrangler
Fireman
USA
5884 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2012 : 09:46:09 AM
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| [:-banghead] |
Karl Scribner
H.M.F.W.B.I.C.
Kentucky Southern Rwy & Associated Lines
Sunfield Twp. Michigan
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Craig H
Engine Wiper
448 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2012 : 10:43:44 AM
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Lady with four husbands
