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Rick Posted - 10/01/2012 : 10:29:01 AM
I'm starting this new thread as a place to post jokes, videos, pictures and just about any other off topic thing you want to put here.
Two reasons for doing this.
One, it helps cut down on the number of threads in the Lounge.
Second, it makes finding videos, pictures or jokes that were posted in the past easier to find.
I've tried finding things that were posted and wanted to see again but sometimes I just couldn't find it.

I hope everyone enjoys this thread and even contributes to it from time to time.
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George D Posted - 09/19/2020 : 10:46:34 AM
I have some Navy friends that will appreciate that joke, Rick.

Rick Posted - 09/19/2020 : 09:28:30 AM
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other.....
"I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious retired Navy Chief walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked,......
"What are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically.......
"We're selling a-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Navy Chief said,........
"Must be doing well... only two left."
Navy Chiefs -- don't mess with them!
Rick Posted - 06/06/2020 : 11:55:00 AM
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive try swimming with sharks.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
Rick Posted - 05/24/2020 : 08:24:10 AM
Philip Posted - 05/14/2020 : 2:06:54 PM
yeah imagine!
Rick Posted - 05/14/2020 : 11:08:53 AM
Originally posted by Philip

Seem like there was a photo with that one Rick[:-bigeyes2]

lol Philip

Yes there was.
Everyone can use their imagination.
Philip Posted - 05/14/2020 : 10:22:50 AM
Seem like there was a photo with that one Rick[:-bigeyes2]

lol Philip
Rick Posted - 05/14/2020 : 09:25:38 AM
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
Rick Posted - 05/12/2020 : 1:59:48 PM
BurleyJim Posted - 04/19/2020 : 7:20:36 PM
A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, "Talking Horse for Sale". Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.

"So what have you done with your life?" He asked the horse sarcastically.

"I've led a full life," the horse answers miraculously. "I was born in the Andes where I herded for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean. And now, I spend my days giving free rides to underprivileged kids here in the country." The guy was flabbergasted. He asks the horse's owner, "Why on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?" The owner says, "Because he's a liar! He never did any of that!"

Ray Dunakin Posted - 04/18/2020 : 4:00:26 PM
deemery Posted - 04/18/2020 : 3:24:17 PM
Originally posted by FrankieJ

My wife signed me up for a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

Pass.... [:-eyebrows]

FrankieJ Posted - 04/18/2020 : 3:07:02 PM
My wife signed me up for a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
Rick Posted - 04/17/2020 : 4:06:35 PM
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee . . .

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for a position in United States Congress . . . Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
anubis51 Posted - 04/06/2020 : 02:58:57 AM
Love it!!!!

HA HA!!!!

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